Thursday, May 28, 2009

Mmmmm, hookers

According to Grand Theft Auto 4, hookers and hotdogs have the same nutrition value.

Good to know next time I feel like having a hotdog at the ball park. MMMmmm. This is a hooker's worth of goodness.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Song of the Day: Delta Spirit's "People C'mon"

The song of the day, which also is a video. Hey look at me combining two great things. What can I say? I get my inspiration from these people.

Delta Spirit: People C'mon

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Video of the Day: Baby Cakes

After my brother turned me on to Professor Brother, by Brad Neely, another friend, Kevin, directed me to Baby Cakes, also by Neely. They are like my children; I can't decide which one I love more.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Pizza Names

I love the local pizza parlor in Sonora, Mike's Pizza. Mike's makes a pizza called The Greek Goddess. This pizza is to die for. Creamy garlic sauce, pepperoni, peppercinis, artichoke hearts, green olives, and tomatoes. And it is always makes me chuckle when I order it to go, "Yes, I would like a small Greek Goddess for pick up."

My name is a bit complicated for people. Alliya. It's hard to say. It's hard to spell. So whenever I order anything I always use someone else's name for the order. The other day I went with two of my friends to order the Greek Goddess. The cashier asked my friend, Celeste, for an order name. Celeste did the exact same thing I always do, I look at who I'm with and use one of their names. Only today it was Celeste, Bissie, and Alliya. No repreive. They are all impossible names in the short order business. She looked momentarily flustered, and we all started to laugh. She turned back to the cashier and said, "Celeste."

"How do you spell that?"